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caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

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(Source: cinnamonjohnnies, via generalbooty)

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sofapizza:

he’s died for us more often after all.

(Source: walkthroughthefire, via mythorns)

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blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

bendovalikethat:

livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

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Jesus is killing it in BP


watch that fuckin elbow, jesus

blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

bendovalikethat:

livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

Single greatest picture

Jesus is killing it in BP

watch that fuckin elbow, jesus

(Source: owlhowls, via generalbooty)

Reblogged from jaclcfrost

jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

(via dulect)

Reblogged from blogofimpossiblethings

blogofimpossiblethings:

Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.

(via awesomemusicaloftheday)

Reblogged from amerlcanapparel

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Reblogged from currentlyinactivesll

slytherenne:

lovelyrita-mm:

These problems will be completely bizarre to people someday.

I have had these problems.

MY CHILDHOOD

(Source: currentlyinactivesll, via awesomemusicaloftheday)

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spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

(via freeanalsex)

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Reblogged from officialunitedstates

officialunitedstates:

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officialunitedstates:

I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge

just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge

took a few sips

still drinking it.  about halfway done

maybe a couple sips left

finished the dr pepper

(via dulect)

Reblogged from brook

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)