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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

(via claphne)

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ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

(via ztacey)

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via awesomemusicaloftheday)

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yiffmaster:

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

i honestly still laugh that there was a time when i cleared my browser history

(via awesomemusicaloftheday)

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sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

(Source: grindlebone, via awesomemusicaloftheday)

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fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

(via darkvoid454)

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houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

(via awesomemusicaloftheday)

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lucifer-riding-shotgun:

"I would never sass you, Grandma!"

(Source: isthestrugglereallyreal, via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

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coulombs-flaw:

nihilarian-u:

staysandstories:

vintage-aerith:

wallflora:

SOMEONE MADE A LEGIT PHOTOSET OF THIS HELP ME

Here it is

Whose Line Is It Anyway: Irish Drinking Song Game

(Source: jellineck, via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

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strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

(via awkwardvagina)